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The Woman Who's Gone Viral Running Dicks
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The Woman Who's Gone Viral Running Dicks

By Orin·1 Feb 2019

Most people could agree that going for a run isn't the most exciting thing to do. Especially when your running in the middle of the city. The views of grey towering buildings aren't exactly the most inspiring nor refreshing sites to run amongst.

Well a woman known as Claire Wyckoff has found her own way of adding some picturesque motivation to her run. Picturesque in the form of penises that is.

Basically, she's taken the Nike+ Running App, which tracks your pace, distance, personal records and put her own pleasurable twist on it. One unexpectedly useful feature, as Wyckoff discovered, was the drawing function that helps you record or plan your routes.

Well, she's taking this drawing feature and made running routes in the shape of dicks. Here's a few examples:

dick run 1 Image sourced from cargocollective

dick run 2 Image sourced from cargocollective

dick run 3 Image sourced from cargocollective

Otherwise known as 'og_dick_run,' Wyckoff has become instagram famous for her phallis conquests. In which many others have been inspired to put the running shoes on. However, currently there's a bit of dick running drama at the moment. A woman called Claire Pisano, a.k.a 'dick_run_claire' has also become famous for dick running.

The problem being that Wyckoff was never given any credit for the dick running idea. Whether Pisano has copied Wycokffs cocks or not, we're uncertain.

Whatever the case, don't get the popcorn out and watch the drama unfold. Get out there and run your own phallic routes! Maybe even enjoy a more pleasurable form of dick pleasure!

It's not all about dicks either. Here's a few more equally clever drawings from Wyckoff.

nun dick run Image sourced from cargocollective

dick run 4 Image sourced from cargocollective

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