🤯🥵💦👌👌👌My New Favourite "Self-Care" Routine.
: My New Favourite "Self-Care" Routine 😏
Let’s just say... the Satisfyer Pro 2 Gen 2 really understood the assignment. From the very first try, I was questioning why I hadn’t invited this little miracle worker into my life sooner.
The design? Sleek and discreet — looks innocent enough sitting on my nightstand. The real fun begins when you turn it on. Those air pulses? Absolute sorcery. I’ve never reached the finish line so quickly, so consistently, and so effortlessly. It’s like my body has a VIP fast pass now.
Pros: ✔️ Mind-blowing results every time
✔️ Waterproof (bath time just got interesting)
✔️ Multiple settings depending on your mood
✔️ Easy to clean & super comfy to hold
Cons: ❌ Honestly, the only "downside" is that I now have much higher expectations — humans may never compare 😅
If you’re on the fence, take this as your sign. You deserve this kind of magic in your life. 10/10 would cancel plans for...
The benefits of this product is that it has multiple levels of suction, its small and discrete, and you can now purchase in multiple colours.
The drawbacks of this product is that it can be noisy at high levels
This product stood out from the rest because of the colour options and its a well known brand
The material and packaging of this product are amazing, discrete, sexy and seems like high quality
I would recommend this product to others because IT IS AMAZING!
My favourite toy!! Works amazing on the clit and I’ve recommended it to my girls who also love it tremendously!!! The toy itself is easy to clean and hygienic, easy to use with the on button and up/down. It’s not too big so it’s easy to store and is waterproof!!!! Must buy girls
😍 the absolute best toy! 🥵.
I recommend this product to alllll my girl friends, haven’t been able to find anything better!
Absolutely love this product. Many functions with vibrations. very easy to use on yourself or others. Partner loves the reaction from this toy. Been a lover of this item for many years and it never disappoints. great for both solo and couple use. good for beginners too. perfect for those lonely nights where you won't be disappointed anymore. LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOVE. can never go wrong with this toy. lives in the bed with me lol. would trade my partner for it anyway lol
Does the trick extremely well. Need to slow myself down
The most amazing substitute for man ever invented! The most satisfactory orgasms I have ever experienced in my life.
I highly recommend for all woman and have even purchased one for a friend who was also satisfied beyond words.
Perfect fit, good size, and speeds to edge you up to your explosion! Do yourself a favour and 💦💦💦
This toy is so epic my husband hates it 🤣. No drawbacks in my eyes of this product, just pure joy over and over again.
Curvy Plus - 20 Jan, 2024
AMAZING!
Just checked my order history and I brought the older gen of this back in 2019. It's now 2024 and has finally given up the ghost and it's now time for a new one. After almost 5 years and a fair bit of use over that time. I've had two kids and sex just hasn't been the same since. I find a lot of comfort in this toy that's for sure. When I listen to one of my audiobooks and I need something to help easy the tension, I turn to this.
I've also found it is super easy to use during other intimate moments with my partner. And once or twice during sex as well. I'm bigger and I have short arms. But I found, if you find the right place, you can end up wedging it between you both to hold in place with each thrust....
Totally recommend this product to those of us female bodied yet gender non conforming. The contours of the product allow for easy handling *wink.
The highest settings can be extremely intense, but the mid to low range settings are good. It’s a bit loud, so maybe not the best to use when flatmates are home ☠️ Packaging is always cute!
They’re very easy to clean, and to keep clean because they’re Waterproof 🙏🏼
The only reason I traded up was so me and my partner could use the Satisfyer app. The only thing I noticed is that the charger magnets to erode over time so yeah make sure to keep them dry when possible and keep and eye on wether it’s charging properly or not.
I’ve had this girl for 4 years and she’s still going strong! Definitely one of those vibes you always go back to for a reliable fun time! As a bigger girl I agree with the other reviews, it is a bit harder to use in missionary, but you will seriously have the best orgasms of your life using her in doggy! Amazing for beginners and seasoned pros
Curvy Plus - 20 Jan, 2024
AMAZING!
Just checked my order history and I brought the older gen of this back in 2019. It's now 2024 and has finally given up the ghost and it's now time for a new one. After almost 5 years and a fair bit of use over that time. I've had two kids and sex just hasn't been the same since. I find a lot of comfort in this toy that's for sure. When I listen to one of my audiobooks and I need something to help easy the tension, I turn to this.
I've also found it is super easy to use during other intimate moments with my partner. And once or twice during sex as well. I'm bigger and I have short arms. But I found, if you find the right place, you can end up wedging it between you both to hold in place with each thrust....
Love this beast. It trashes control💦👅.
The benefits of this product are a fast orgasm, intense, quiet, easy to clean.Theres no real drawbacks with this one. This product stood out from the rest because it's only the suck not vibration which I prefer. The material is soft and comfortable. Doesn't rub at all.I would recommend this product to others because I find it very successful in the sack.
Well I had very high hopes after seeing other people's meetings with Jesus after using this bad boy, and it didn't disappoint. Oh my God. The speed at which this brings you to your destination is absolutely insane. For someone who has only used the "one night stand" suction vibrator, this was out of this world. So many speeds! How anyone can use this on max level is mind-blowing to me.
The only downside I found is you really need to keep it in one spot to really be able to meet Jesus, and so for a bigger girl like myself its not that useful during sex with a partner. THAT BEING SAID - if you have two minutes alone (and I really do mean two minutes) and you want to quickly say hey to the fella who died for our sins (and commit one on your way there) then this product is absolutely 10/10. Smooth and sleek design, super easy to use and to charge. Oh and it's definitely not whisper quiet, but if it's sucking my soul I do not mind at all.
Get ready to meet your maker!
