What? No, I’m not masturbating in here..
Brooke Swallows - 26 Feb, 2022
There’s a lot to be said about this masturbator. First because of the shape, it is larger than most other masturbators. Although it fit my boyfriend perfect, this one has a size range that it will work with. Guys on the larger size and gents on the smaller definitely want to read the description to make sure it’s a good fit.
As far as the sensation, his words “the closest thing to an actual blow job, and better than a bad one.”
However, there is no escaping the noise. On the lowest setting it could be heard through a closed door and about 30ft away. Imagine what a cartoon robot doing squats would sound like, you know what I’m saying? Great idea overall, but unless you get your rocks off knowing your neighbor is well aware of what you’re doing, I’d pass on this one.
