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Looking for a funny card for someone older? This could be the one for you! The front of the card states "As your doctor, I would strongly recommend you reconsider face lift surgeryβ¦", and the inside states "You can never guarantee the outcome!", showing a woman with a botched plastic surgery, showing nipples on her face.
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Express Delivery. Order before 5.00 pm and delivery will be 2 - 3 business days
Note: we do not ship to Puerto Rico, we only ship to the 50 USA states.
Extra Services
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Returns
Adulttoymegastore accepts returns for specific circumstances. We will accept returns that are covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act, such as if there is a manufacturing fault.
In the event that there is a fault with your product we are happy to replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below:
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If possible, a photo or video of the fault
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.
Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
For more in-depth returns information, please check out our Returns Policy
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