The Ultimate Naughty Christmas Gift Guide (Adults Only)

The team at Adulttoymegastore have shared their top recommendations for Christmas gifts this year to help you explore your naughty side and have your hottest Christmas yet!

Whether you’re shopping for yourself, a partner, your best friend, or even your mum (if you have that kind of relationship), these Christmas gifts for adults are sure to be a hit on Christmas morning, plus they’re gifts that’ll keep on giving, and giving, and giving…

So, forget mediocre gifts like chocolate, socks and candles (unless they’re the massage kind) and check out our team’s favourite naughty gifts for Christmas to help you, and the receiver, have your sexiest and most satisfying Christmas yet!

A quick wee note before we dive right in: before you purchase someone a sex toy for Christmas there are a few important things to be considered, like consent! Remember that consent is sexy, so make sure you read out guide about what to think about before buying someone a sex toy for Christmas to ensure you don’t miss the mark.

Now for the fun part, Christmas pressies for adults!

Christmas gifts for people with vulvas

Kama by Share Satisfaction

Share Satisfaction Kama$58.95Shop Now Recommended by Jemmah, our marketing wizard, she said: “Know anyone who may need some Christmas cheer, and a wee bit of a rest? Pop the Kama by Share Satisfaction on your Christmas shopping list. Perfect for vulva owners, slide it into place, turn on your preferred vibration and suction settings, and let it work its Christmas magic – handsfree.”

The Pocket Rabbit

The Pocket Rabbit$100.95Shop Now Tika, our customer service superstar, said: “This toy will have you screaming (a not so silent night)! The independent motors in the two rabbit ears double the power and sensation to build an intense orgasm like no other.”

Mila Couple's Vibrator

Share Satisfaction Mila - Remote Control Couples Vibrator$83.95Shop Now Georgia, our social media guru, said: “If you're looking for a gift for you and your partner and you’re a heterosexual couple, Mila by Share Satisfaction is the perfect U-shaped toy, designed to be used during penetrative sex (but also great for solo use too!). One end sits inside the vagina, and the other end sits against the clitoris. When a penis is inserted alongside, it will stimulate both partners without getting in the way! Mila is super flexible, meaning it can fit a variety of bodies, and it has a remote control, meaning you can easily switch up the vibrations. Give the gift of pleasure to you and your partner this Christmas! Trust me, you won't regret it.”

Womanizer Premium Eco

Womanizer Premium Eco $142.95Shop Now Emma, our sex educator, said: “Womanizer toys will always be my go-to as they stimulate like no other. The Eco is made from recyclable materials which is so damn awesome!”

Sutra by Share Satisfaction

Share Satisfaction Sutra$64.95Shop Now Janelle, our PR specialist, said: “Sutra is my top pick for vulva owners this year. It combines powerful internal vibration along with amazing suction which can be used separately or together. Since it’s completely flexible it can also be straightened out to use one or the other, and the vibration shaft is a great vibe on its own for couples’ play! Plus it comes in a cute little Polly Pocket travel and storage case that it charges inside for discretion.”

The Cowgirl Sex Machine

The Cowgirl Sex Machine$1817.95Shop Now Jemmah, our marketing wizard, said: “I’m not typically a horse-girl, but this Christmas season I’d love to get some extra riding in. Although this kind of riding comes saddled and ready to go, there are two interchangeable attachments to find what suits you. This is a great present for any vulva owner, they can control the vibrations themselves with the buttons found on the rider, a partner can control with the remote, or for some long-distanced fun this Christmas, control via the app.”

Christmas gifts for people with penises

Share Satisfaction Masturbator Egg

Share Satisfaction Masturbator Egg - Buzzed $6.95Shop Now Recommended by Tash, our customer service team leader, she said: “Why not follow up the magic of a gourmet Christmas lunch with a gourmet hand job? The Share Satisfaction Masturbator Egg is a must if you're wanting to change up your masturbation game and experience something new and fun. Open the fun egg and you’ll find a stretchy covered sleeve, apply lube to the inside and the uniquely textured egg will provide exciting new sensations! This toy is great solo or with a pal, so it's a great present to grab for your partner for when you want to take your hand game to the next level.”

Satisfyer Men Wand

Satisfyer Men Wand$58.95Shop Now Janelle, our PR specialist, said: "The Satisfyer Men Wand is one of our top sellers for 2021 and for good reason! It has a bunch of super strong vibration patterns to explore and can be used for masturbation or to add extra fun sensations for foreplay (it’ll do most of the work!). Plus it's made from high-quality silicone and is USB rechargable.”

Castor Vibrating Cock Ring

Share Satisfaction Castor Vibrating Cock Ring$37.95Shop Now Jemmah, our marketing wizard, said: “It’s the wreath of sex toys! When you’re ready to settle down for the day, slide this wreath over both your Christmas cracker and baubles before turning on the vibration to experience a Christmas miracle. Because of the rabbit head, whether you’re buying for yourself or a partner this Christmas, it’ll be a gift for both, no matter who you choose to share it with.”

Screaming O Jackits Stroker Pad

Screaming O Jackits Stroker Pad$12.95Shop Now Georgia, our social media guru, said: “For penis owners, you can't go wrong with a stroker pad! The Screaming O Jackits Stroker Pad is soft and squishy and designed to take your masturbation game to the next level. You simply hold the pad in your hand and stroke up and down the penis. The textured surface provides extra sensation, and the ultra-soft material is easy to clean and designed to be reusable. Stroker pads are great because they suit all shapes and sizes, and can be used solo or with a partner! This is the gift that keeps on giving!”

Big Boy 7speed Prostate Massager

Big Boy P-spot Vibrator$64.95Shop Now Tika, our customer service superstar, said: “Not for the fainthearted, this toy packs a satisfying, vibrating punch to the prostate! Love the fact that it is hands-free and you can use to play by yourself or with a partner.”

Christmas gifts for everybody

Whether you’re buying to use as a couple or for a partner, these Christmas gift ideas are for everybody, regardless of gender or genitals. You're only limited by your imagination!

Mini Wand Vibrator by Share Satisfaction

Share Satisfaction Mini Wand $29.95Shop Now Recommended by Georgia, our social media guru, she said: “The Share Satisfaction Mini Wand is a cute mini-sized wand vibrator with 10 vibration modes, USB recharging, and gold accents for the perfect luxury touch. I think this would make the perfect gift for someone who is new to sex toys, or wants something discreet! With super smooth silicone, this is a lovely product that can be used to stimulate anywhere externally.”

Massage Candle Set

Share Satisfaction Massage Candle Set$32.95Shop Now Tika, our customer service superstar, said: “What better way to feel connected with your partner than through sensual touch? I definitely recommend this set so that you and a special someone can take time to relax during the hectic Xmas season.”

Liberator Heart Wedge sex cushion

Heart Wedge$99.95Shop Now Soph, our logistics expert, said: “The perfect cush for your tush. Raise it up to heady new heights and enjoy deeper stimulation, hitting all the sweet spots.”

Share Satisfaction luxury handcuffs

Share Satisfaction Luxury Handcuffs$14.95Shop Now Tash, our customer service team leader, said: “Want to try out some bondage but not sure to start? The Share Satisfaction Luxury Handcuffs are great if you're wanting to dip your toes in but still want to ensure a degree of comfort, as they have a gorgeous silky cushioned interior. This product nails the thrill of metal handcuffs without the harshness on your wrists. They're also great for experts as they come equipped with a D-ring on each cuff to clip into your already existing BDSM set!”

Saffron Breathable Ball Gag

Saffron Breathable Ball Gag$24.95Shop Now Emma, our sex educator, said: “I wanna get gagged this Christmas. Don't you? This gag is great for beginners as it's made from soft silicone with small breathing holes and thin straps around the mouth for comfort.”

Mattress Bondage Restraint Kit

Bondage Bed Restraint Kit$45.95Shop Now Janelle, our PR specialist, said: “No headboard? No problem! These full bondage restraint kits go underneath your mattress and stay in place well. The cuffs are made from soft materials that feel nice on the skin, and they're both a great and cost-effective way to dabble in bondage play this Christmas!”

Fifty Shades Steel Dildo

Fifty Shades Darker Delicioulsy Deep Steel G-spot Dildo$97.95Shop Now Soph, our logistics expert, said: “Summer is coming and that means hot steamy nights. Metal toys have an amazing hefty weight and are perfect for temperature play. Pop this into a glass of cold water and put your nerve endings on zingy high alert. Heck yes to increased pleasure and stimulation.”

Rocks Off Havana gold bullet vibrator

Havana$45.95Shop Now Tash, our customer service team leader, said: “You just simply can’t go wrong with a classic bullet vibrator! Havana is great for solo play when you just want to keep it simple, and it'll also enhance your experience with a partner for when you want to have a REALLY good time. This gorgeous metallic toy has 10 pleasure settings and is waterproof so it makes a great shower buddy too!”

Satisfyer Backdoor Lover anal vibrator

Satisfyer Backdoor Lover $38.95Shop Now Soph, our logistics expert, said: “Santa Baby!! The backdoor lover certainly hits the spot. Works wonders with or without the vibrations on, and is waterproof so makes shower sessions extra spesh. Lube up with your favourite water-based lube (I recommend System Jo H2O) and let the good times roll.”

B-vibe Petite Rimming Plug

B-vibe Usb Rechargeable Petite Rimming Plug$97.95Shop Now Emma, our sex educator, said: “I love a good butt plug and B-vibe make some of the absolute best. This one has vibrating, rimming and a whole lot of pleasure.”

Merry Christmas from the ATMS team

We want you to have your naughtiest Christmas yet! Be sure to check out our range of sex toy gift sets and our sexy stocking fillers.

To make sure you receive your order in time for Christmas, we recommend placing your order by 20 December.

For Christmas giving (and receiving) inspo, check out these guides written by our sexperts:

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