Moving out of home for the first time can be exciting and, well, a little daunting. You're on your own for the first time, and suddenly you have to cook for yourself, do your own washing, and likely deal with intruding flatmates for the first time. Yeah, flat life isn't ALL it's cracked up to be. Though the sense of freedom is second to none.
One thing you'll learn pretty quickly, is that walls can be paper thin at best. And flatmates can have prying ears.
If you live with flatties (or if you're still living with mum and dad) a rumbly vibrator can ruin the mood instantly. You don't want anyone to hear your business, let alone have to explain yourself when someone asks the inevitable. I mean, I'm all about sex positivity, but that doesn't mean everyone needs to be clued in when you're doing the deed!
But fear not - here are 5 sex toys that have minimal sound and are sure to keep your sexual escapades completely secret.
Alright, this one gets bonus points, because who would think it's a vibrator in the first place?! The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is your new adorable BFF.
Using Satisfyer's revolutionary pressure wave technology, the Pro Penguin provides insane suction sensations in all the right places. Its design is small and easy to hold, with a comfortable handle and easy to use buttons that crank through 11 different speeds.
Now, this toy is definitely quiet, HOWEVER it can be a bit loud when it's not pressed against the clitoris. Which I found pretty okay, because the idea is that you have it pressed against you at all times anyway. In which case, noise is super minimal!
Kegel balls are the perfect discreet sex toy, and you can't hear them at all. Guaranteed.
The OVO L1 Loveballs are perfectly crafted to provide ample health and sexual benefits. And the best thing is, all you do is pop them in and go about your everyday activities. Yup, that's right, you could go get a coffee at your local while wearing these.
And although these Kegel balls don't have a powered vibration, they have small spheres that 'shiver' and 'shimmy' as you move around, which can be insanely pleasurable. Plus, you're strengthening your Kegel muscles and pelvic floor at the same time, so it really is a win-win situation!
The Amore Sweet Bunny Vibe is the perfect rabbit vibrator, with 5 intensity levels and 10 vibration patterns to choose from.
Rabbit vibes are perfect for dual stimulation, allowing you to achieve G-spot and clitoral action all at once - sounds good, right? Well, it is. And rest assured, these vibrations, while powerful, and on the quieter side of things. It does get a bit louder on the higher settings, maybe enough to alert your flatties that you're up to something. But the mid-settings were perfect to get you over the edge anyway, so it isn't too much of a problem!
The Neon Luv Touch Remote Control Vibrating Bullet is really a bedroom must-have. This wireless bullet is waterproof and super discreet, and once inserted, you will barely even notice it's there!
Designed for ultimate pleasure and comfort, this will DEFINITELY be a hit in the bedroom. And if you have a partner, the remote control is an amazing way to ~spice~ up foreplay and make things a little more interesting. They can control your vibrations from literally across the room.
If you want something even more discreet and a little more fun, grab yourself a pair of Vibrating Panties! These are perfect as they are easy to slip on and control, and provide ultimate discretion so your flatmates won't know a thing.
Pop them on and enjoy a world of pleasure right at your fingertips!
Thanks to advances in technology, sex toys are now better than ever, and the options are pretty much endless. So if you're worried about your flatmates catching on to your late night activities, there are so many options you can choose from to keep things on the down low.
But hey - at the end of the day, sex and masturbation are totally normal! So don't sweat the small stuff.
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